Christmas cracker quiz

14Dec11

T’is the season to be jolly and take part in a quiz or two. These jokes come from the very best of the crackers – we tried this in the office and it didn’t take long for the groans and guffaws to filter their way back to my desk. How long will it take you to get all 15 answers…

1. Why was the AA man crying? He was heading for a B______
2. I tried ringing the Swine Flu Helpline, but all I got was C_____
3. What’s the difference between snowmen and snow-women? S______
4. What’s the quickest way to kill a circus troupe? Go for the J______
5. As Sean Connery said when some books fell on his head, “I’ve only __ ______ to blame”
6. The scarecrow was awarded the OBE for being O_______ in his F_____
7. Who is the coolest guy in the hospital? The U___-S____ guy…
8. …and when he’s on holiday? The H____ R________ guy
9. Statistically most dwarves are sad, __ out of ___ aren’t _______
10. Where do you find a tortoise with no legs? ______ you  ______ ____
11. A termite walks into a pub and asks: “Is the B__ T______ here?”
12. How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? W’_____ _____…
13. …and what about the Wailers? Well, they ____ ______ ___
14. Why did Santa call the Mind Helpline? Because he was worried about his M_____ E____
15. I bought a litre and a half of Tippex yesterday – _____ _________

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